OK LIKE

THIS WHAT WE CALL

BLOWIN MINES

IM HUNGRY, DRESSED AND THIS BITCH WANNA REPLY TO MY “WHERE YU AT” WITH “WORK. WHY?”

r.kelly’s trapped in the closet is iconic and if you don’t think so you’re a raggedy ass hoe in my eyes.

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modarpro ha contestado a tu publicación: tell me why this baby woke up at three in the…

lmaoo 2 piece and go back to bed lol

i dont hit kids

i send him to his room

or yell at him harshly

maybe ill lightly slap his hand away from something dangerous

but shit man

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

first my sasha braus post got popular

now my naruto chp 631 rant is making the rounds

bout to get gully in all ya fandoms how yall feelin

i-dont-want-to-be-anyone:

actualuchihaitachi:

Naruto wanted to be Hokage before it was cool.

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real niggas never lie

tell me why this baby woke up at three in the fucking morning

and then woke me up by hitting me in the head with the tv remote

talkin about “spongebob”

so im like (in a phony ass nice voice) “no, its nighttime, its time for bed”

HE STARTS SCREAMING AND CRYING HYSTERICALLY

i never wanted to hit a baby so fucking bad man

just two piece the nigga real quick

put him to sleep

so i can get some rest

fuck

he thinks he’s slick

he goes into the fridge and takes out some capri sun

i take it from him and say “do u want some water instead?”

“no”

“then youre not thirsty are you lil nigga bye”

paradelle ha contestado a tu publicación: denzelwynter ha contestado a tu publicación: …

if the smoothie doesnt work out & if u have a juicer, make fresh squeezed juice with fruit. my bb niece hates fruit but will drink fresh squeezed apple juice.

i dont have a juice but ill buy the organic juice from the korean store near my house, they have a lot of fresh squeezed stuff that i usually buy for myself

ashr451 ha contestado a tu publicación: ive been trying to change his diet bc my sister is…

My mom used to make fruit smoothies with strawberries, banana, milk, oats, and a little strawberry syrup and give it to my brother in his bottle cause he basically did the same shit. It should also lessen the need for formula.

oh my god this sounds like a good idea!!!! thank you

svartskalleroy ha contestado a tu publicación: negrodamvs ha contestado a tu publicación: can…

the way my mother babysits stubborn kids is that she force feeds them and she’s so fucking terrifying they just obey her like she’s their master

yeah i dont do that, my mom used to do that, she used to sit me at the table and tell me i couldnt leave till i ate everything on the plate and she is the main reason why i dont eat pork

i dont want him to have the scary ass relationship i had with food as a kid, i used to be scared as fuck when dinnertime came around bc my mom ALWAYS made something i didnt like and ALWAYS forced me to eat it, sometimes till i threw up

negrodamvs ha contestado a tu publicación: can you guys give me suggestions on what foods to…

well with fruit like strawberries and apples you can do things like sprinkle a little sugar/add peanut butter and do less and less to wean him away from those kind of things. well pb and apples is always bomb but sugar and berries is a special treat

he wont try the strawberries or apples period???

like do yall not understand he wont put them in his mouth

mashugina ha contestado a tu publicación: lolabugge ha contestado a tu publicación: …

that’s actually really unhealthy for a two year old maybe you should talk to his mum?

no im not talking to her wrt anything about her son because shes acts like a child herself and cannot handle criticism when its coming from the right place

she lost her mind when me and her boyfriend sat her down and told her to stop buying big ass boxes of oreos and cheetos from bjs

since i spent 85 percent of the day with this kid im just gonna circumvent her bullshit on my own

which is basically why im tryna get him to like new foods

if he likes new foods i can stop giving him bottles

#Did this nigga really make their own law #did they just put what every black person knows about celebrities and try to make it their own law #like they were they first one to know and think about this bull shit #I swear to god I thought I have this basic ass motherfucker TS’ed #must be on my other fucking computer because stupid ass shit like this is the reason I had them ts and blocked #in the first fucking place

basicaaaallyyyyy